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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

CELEBRITIES HUGE BIT ON THE SIDE EXPOSED!


Wildlife charity elephant family is seducing the nation with lovelorn Asian elephants in a radical new initiative, ele-dating. All funds raised from ele-dating Packages go directly to elephant family projects. elephant family is the UK’s only charity dedicated to solely saving the endangered Asian elephant.

As ele-dating gathers momentum, more and more of the UKs national treasures are coming out of the closet and admitting to a penchant for elephant love. Stephen Fry proudly exclaims:

“Of COURSE you may quote me as being in a long-term, loving and codependent relationship with an elephant. We're thinking of a civil partnership, à la Elton/David, but we would be grateful if the press would allow us to have the service in private. We welcome their interest otherwise. The rumours of a trial separation in October were nonsense. It's true I flirted with an African elephant on safari in South Africa, but it meant nothing.”

Elephants currently looking for love include 45-year-old Sadat, who points out that ‘I look a lot younger than my years’ and Tanti, 24, who has a ‘wonderful salsa wiggle’. Real elephants from elephant family projects in India, Thailand and Indonesia can be found on http://www.elephantfamily.org/ele-dating-.

Once able to roam freely from Syria and through Asia into China, today the Asian elephant is a critically endangered species. With no natural enemies, the species is at threat from man-made problems including deforestation, poaching, under-investment in conservation projects and mistreatment of captive elephants. elephant family is the UK’s only charity dedicated to solely saving the endangered Asian elephant and guarantees 100% of funds raised go directly to the conservation projects.

To arrange a date with a huge personality text: ‘wild at heart’ to 84862. Alternatively log on to www.elephantfamily.org/ele-dating or call the love-line 020 7580 3184.

elephant family projects.

For more information:
Please contact Ruth Powys at elephant family
T 0207 580 3184
M 07814 996 413
E ruth.powys@elephantfamily.org

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